02 May 2008

J is for Joke

My favorite joke was told to my by one of my favorite people in the world. You are required to tell this joke in a game-show host voice, similar to that of Guy Smiley on Sesame Street.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

~ A small medium at large!

Do you have a joke you'd like to share? And as a side note: blond jokes and dirty jokes do not offend me, so feel free.


Michael C said...

I had a joke, but now I want to spend the rest of the night doing Game Show host voices.

I think I shall start with Gene Rayburn from Match Game...

TroyBoy said...

These two canibuls were eating a clown when one turned to the other and said "Does this taste funny to you?"

Okay, dirty joke warning:

Mickey & Minnie were in Divorce Court when the judge turns to Mickey and says incredously, "Let me get this straight; you're divorcing Minnie because she's crazy?!" "No, your Honor", Mickey replied, "I'm divorcing her because she's f*cking Goofy!"

Eva said...

Michael C: how are those game show host voices coming along?

troyboy: HA! I haven't heard the clown one in a long time, and I have never heard the Mickey joke. Good one!