03 November 2006

Politically Incorrect

Jefe: So you know how they call K-Fed a "wigger"?
Me: Yeah? I've never heard that one.
Jefe: That's like a sniglet! I used to love those! My favorite that I remember to this day is "lactomangulation". It's when you open a carton of milk from the illegal side.
Me: Wow, I totally remember sniglets. So what do you call my friend's baby girl from the mom's group? Her mom is Chinese and her dad is Swedish.
Jefe: Um...swasian?
Me: Um...Scandinasian.

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